Who reads blogs anymore

Hey! You’re here! Wow. That’s wild.

People don’t really read blogs anymore. Most just scroll fast, click fast, think fast. But here you are. Reading. On purpose. Like it’s 2012.

So why am I writing this?
Because I had a silly thought. And I didn’t want to make a video. Or dance about it. Or say “what’s up guys!” into a mic.

I just wanted to write something small. Like this.

So thank you. For being here. Even if you’re just bored, hiding from work, or stuck in the bathroom.

Now go do something fun. Or weird. Or nothing at all.

Bye!
—Just some person typing on the internet

P.S. Water your plant. It’s dying.